monstersandmaw:

orangesavannah:

tycoonafish:

orangesavannah:

Geode (x)

This character in this painting is simultaneously beautiful and menacing, but if I saw them in a social setting I might try to talk to them. That is unless their only way if communication was via high pitched bloodbourne style beast screams and the urge to either murder me, consume me, or assimilate me into their face.

LOVE this

jakegyllonhaal:

me thinking about the continuous progression of time

gordonm99:

free-market-pluralist:

hotgirltori:

Wtfgstagashshshshslspznxbxbdisjssnsj

marimeows:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

thestanconfessions:

I didn’t even know there was a Black Guy in Maroon 5

on god I thought this was queer eye

teojida:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

she-was-a-skater-gay:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

eddythebearcat:

oreoprince:

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

naiveasf:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK

moonbrains:

dresswellactbad:

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

this.. is so hard… to keep in mind…

eatingisfab:

“Are you kidding me?”
“No, im adulting you”

fedorathexplorer:

madlori:

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

dansparce:

lumsel:

delxaz:

buzzfeed:

weirdbuzzfeed:

Garfield Creator Jim Davis Denies That Jon Drinks Dog Semen In A 1990 Comic Strip

g o o d b y e

Here’s the bit of the article where he says what it is

Dog Semen is Jim Davis’ Cow Tools

@Jim Davis thinking everyone would know about the pregnant cow supplement:

gayvoidprince:

heathcliffrichard:

I can feel The dryness of those markers in my bones

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

put this in the MOMA